remember that newsletter o’ mine? it just got a sexy rebrand. The Spilled Milk Report is now a weekly update on what the people are talking about—everything from fashion, to celebrity gossip, to music, to books, to memes, and more!
it’s still growing and a work in progress, but the first edition of this beauty drops friday morning. please sign up if you want fun goss, fashion tips, music recs, book talk, or anything else
(wanna see something specific? drop me a line!)
Totally read Ninth House and Hell Bent because of the one post you made about Alex and Darlington. If they don't fuck in the next book, we ride at dawn.
LITERALLY. i’m hoping for 10 pages of sex per book of pining fr fr. hell, make it 20!
obv i’ve never been pregnant (thank god) but it’s soooooooooooo fnjsfnekfnfkkf when i see girlies on tiktok get pregnant and go from like A to a D and how they can’t handle it. “they’re taking over my body” how do u think i feel when i put on a tshirt every damn day of my life
listening to bmc (not broadway version) while i workout and oh man. oh man oh man.
i am not meant to work!! i am such a mediocre employee and passionless and don’t caaaare about ANY OF IT!! and i’m lucky enough to be in a job that is objectively fun!!! i need to win the lottery and spend my days writing my silly little books
just finished six of crows/a crooked kingdom. been a long time since i stayed up til 3am on a school night to finish a book.
come on an see the latest spilled milk report! i talk about how wild it is that being on crutches is so normalized when it’s really fucking hard. also, it’s kinda funny.
preview of this week’s spilled milk report:) please consider subscribing!! would mean the world:)
come on an see the latest spilled milk report! i talk about how wild it is that being on crutches is so normalized when it’s really fucking hard. also, it’s kinda funny.
update: it totally is fractured. gonna be on crutches for weeks. i leave for a two week italy trip in a casual week and a half. i’m going to kms.
i got drunk and fell in the shower and i think i broke my foot. this is the most embarrassing moment of my life lmaoooo
poppin’ in to say new post on the ol’ substack:) would mean a lot if you guys subscribed. it’s a ridiculous story of my first time skiing. and much drama.
hey lads. some of you have asked if you can support me as a writer in the real world. now you can! in a rare jump into the personal, i’ve started a substack! it is a project i am committing to because i haven’t written anything in years and i miss it. and i need to learn how to rebuild a muscle that has basically been botox’d.
it’s called the spilled milk report, and it’s me writing/whining about things that i take personal issue with. plus, it’s free! or you can pay! it’s entirely up to you!
you can subscribe here if you want. if you don’t want, that’s fine too lol. i’m not expecting it to be groundbreaking or anything—but that’s the fun of it.
a boundary: please do not mention my tumblr. this place is top secret to me. it will be an instant block.
hey lads. some of you have asked if you can support me as a writer in the real world. now you can! in a rare jump into the personal, i’ve started a substack! it is a project i am committing to because i haven’t written anything in years and i miss it. and i need to learn how to rebuild a muscle that has basically been botox’d.
it’s called the spilled milk report, and it’s me writing/whining about things that i take personal issue with. plus, it’s free! or you can pay! it’s entirely up to you!
you can subscribe here if you want. if you don’t want, that’s fine too lol. i’m not expecting it to be groundbreaking or anything—but that’s the fun of it.
a boundary: please do not mention my tumblr. this place is top secret to me. it will be an instant block.
tumblr live feels so invasive. nobody here should ever see my face. that’s the rules of the game and if you don’t wanna play then get outta vegas baby
